Your location?
AVG does an excellent job of catching malware, but their ads are unnecessary and a little annoying. I'm already paying them, so they shouldn't be advertising.
However, this ad is accidentally reassuring:
Your location exposed!
This is definitely where Google thinks I am. All online maps start out here. It's the right metro area, but the wrong end of the metro area. Since I don't have a cellphone, I don't have a more accurate locator, and
that's just fine.
I'll get scared if Google's bots read
this and pinpoint a more accurate location. Will be watching for it....