Friday, May 24, 2019
THE FINAL CONCLUSIVE DEFINITIVE SES
Always on the watch for Self-Explanatory Sentences, or One-Sentence Biographies.
This is the BEST EVER. Nothing can ever approach it.
Stefan Halper is a ratfucker and a spy.
Gives me the syntactic shivers. Semantic orgasm. Intensely packed and condensed perfection of meaning.
Best of all, it's the first sentence of a legal document, filed by one of the millions of people Ratfucker has fucked.
LORD JESUS, I WANT TO BE ON THAT JURY. PLEASE, LORD JESUS, SEND ME TO THAT JURY.
Labels: SES
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