Tuesday, March 12, 2019
All in a night's work
It's not a full moon. Must be the approaching snowstorm breaking through all the neural thresholds.
We were FUCKING DONE WITH SNOW but Ma Nature wasn't done with us.
All from one night:
The bottom item, white male in hoodie waving gun around, is the only normal event. Every night has white male in hoodie waving gun. The others are all outliers.
Later: This snowstorm was underwhelming. The Bureau put out an URGENT WINTER STORM WARNING for up to 6 inches. We got 2.5 wet inches, and it's already starting to melt.
NOTE TO WEATHER GODS: I'M NOT COMPLAINING. I'M NOT DISSATISFIED WITH THE INADEQUATE QUANTITY, OR REQUESTING YOU TO FULFILL THE 6" CONTRACT. I'M JUST FUCKING TIRED TIRED TIRED TIRED TIRED OF SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW.
¶ 5:33 AM 
The bottom item, white male in hoodie waving gun around, is the only normal event. Every night has white male in hoodie waving gun. The others are all outliers.
Later: This snowstorm was underwhelming. The Bureau put out an URGENT WINTER STORM WARNING for up to 6 inches. We got 2.5 wet inches, and it's already starting to melt.
NOTE TO WEATHER GODS: I'M NOT COMPLAINING. I'M NOT DISSATISFIED WITH THE INADEQUATE QUANTITY, OR REQUESTING YOU TO FULFILL THE 6" CONTRACT. I'M JUST FUCKING TIRED TIRED TIRED TIRED TIRED OF SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW.
¶ 5:33 AM
