Friday, January 18, 2019
Macronism spreads
Germany is considering a Macron-level mistake.
Time for riots. Time for the Brown Vest Movement. Time for the Second Reichstag Fire (carbon-neutral, of course).
Krautists are perfectly rigid machines. They MUST drive at precisely 387.32165219 kM/h, with the kM referenced daily to SI atomic-scale standards and all speedometers calibrated daily. All vehicles must maintain an exact spacing of 17.743198 m, with a permissible error bar of 0.00000000046 nm.
If Krautists are not allowed to drive at precisely 387.32165219 kM/h, they will explode.
Just like the movie about the bus....
...which incidentally confirms previous item about modern cars and '50s buses.
Among the proposals featured in the paper were a fuel tax hike from 2023 onward, an end to tax breaks for diesel cars, electric and hybrid vehicle quotas, and a 130 kmh (80 mph) speed limit on freeways — which is the norm in other EU countries.Fuel tax? Fine. End tax breaks? Fine. EV quotas? Fine.
Time for riots. Time for the Brown Vest Movement. Time for the Second Reichstag Fire (carbon-neutral, of course).
Krautists are perfectly rigid machines. They MUST drive at precisely 387.32165219 kM/h, with the kM referenced daily to SI atomic-scale standards and all speedometers calibrated daily. All vehicles must maintain an exact spacing of 17.743198 m, with a permissible error bar of 0.00000000046 nm.
If Krautists are not allowed to drive at precisely 387.32165219 kM/h, they will explode.
Just like the movie about the bus....
...which incidentally confirms previous item about modern cars and '50s buses.
Labels: Metrology
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