Thursday, January 03, 2019
Hey, you're supposed to compete, not copy!
Jag You Wah has introduced its supposed competition to Tesla's model 3. Bad idea. The Tesla skeptics are praising its "esthetics", but it's just as grotesquely nauseatingly terrifyingly nightmarishly retina-rippingly horrible as any other modern car. They all look like mutant alien deepsea monsters to me.
Worse, Jag You Wah has COPIED one of the fantastically stupid Tesla features. Flat doorhandles that have to be flipped out before you can pull them. The Jag You Wah will be useless in cold weather, just like the Tesla.
Admittedly this is a normal and expected "feature" of British cars. Britain doesn't have winter, so Brit cars have always failed in winter. Still, you'd think a competing model introduced AFTER the Tesla would try to fix the fuckups instead of copying the fuckups.
¶ 11:25 PM 
