Wednesday, December 26, 2018
Constants and variables 117, non-riddly riddle edition
Riddle: What's the difference between Elon and Trump?
Constant: Both of them spend their days emitting random commands, most of which are contradictory and unfulfillable.
Variable: Elon's subordinates TRY to obey his commands, leading to vast storms of futile and contradictory activities. Trump's alleged subordinates ignore his commands.
Even worse variable: Trump's alleged subordinates in agencies like FTC and SEC and DOJ ignore Trump and obey Elon.
Conclusion: Who's in charge of this totally fucked incalculably wicked former country? Elon.
Labels: Constants and Variables
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