Saturday, April 28, 2018
Old joke, new version
Old joke: You're an intellectual if you can hear the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
Obsolete now because the Lone Ranger has been off the air for 60 years. Very few people, intellectual or not, think of the Lone Ranger at all.
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New version:
Arirang had an interview with 'expert' Robert Kelly about yesterday's blockbuster peace agreement. I couldn't pay attention to what Kelly was saying because I was waiting for the kids to come swaggering into the studio, followed by the desperate wife attempting to be 2-dimensional while dragging the kids off camera.
Obviously I'm not an intellectual!
¶ 1:53 AM 
