 
 
   Lots of companies sell primarily by mail, but I don't recall any of them using this clever metaphor.  Every mailbox is a branch of our store!  
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Lots of companies sell primarily by mail, but I don't recall any of them using this clever metaphor.  Every mailbox is a branch of our store!  
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 When your brand is Phonycord, you're not in a position to play the Accept No Phony Knockoffs game.  Should have thought about that before you chose the name.
When your brand is Phonycord, you're not in a position to play the Accept No Phony Knockoffs game.  Should have thought about that before you chose the name. 
   
    

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