Monday, March 26, 2018
A quoric question
On this morning's walk I peripherally noticed a leftover Xmas light string tacked to a wall. At first it looked like graffiti of the anarchist alpha-omega symbol.
Which leads to a quora-like question.
Why don't anarchists and atheists have their own alt.Xmas light displays?
Instead of wreaths, alpha-omega and "peace" symbols.
Instead of fake icicles and teddy bears, melting glaciers and dead polar bears.
Instead of Santa in a sleigh pulled by 8 reindeer, Satan in a Tesla pulled by 8 lowbrow toothless honkies all named Bubba. (On Bubba! On Bubba! On Bubba and Bubba!)
Instead of presents wrapped with bows, boxes with instantaneous stock quotes for AMZN, TSLA, GOOG, AAPL, etc.
Instead of stockings stuffed with candy, Birkenstocks stuffed with Bitcoin.
Instead of fruitcake ... Oops, bad word. I mean Cake Of Variable Gender! ... Well then, no substitute needed, except of course that the Cake Of Variable Gender must be GMO-free, Vegan, Gluten-free, Cruelty-free, and in general Food-free.
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**Come to think of it, I already made the Satan in a Tesla scene!
¶ 9:53 AM 
