Friday, August 04, 2017
Shkreli goes to jail.
Good.
In an ordinary prison he'd be turned out before he left the delousing room. The guards would take first crack at the crack. Wouldn't be much left except the part that describes him by the end of the first day.
But he's not going to an ordinary prison. He's going to a Federal white-collar prison. So the scenario will run the opposite way. By the end of the first day the national retail price of KY Jelly will be $150000 a jar. Stock tip: Long Reckitt Benckiser BEFORE the LBO!
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