Tuesday, December 20, 2016
Someone of uuuuhhhhh
The baby subdemons at KXLY did their usual fake news timeslice with their boss superdemons at ABC Fake News.
The subject is yesterday's Berlin truck attack. ABC superdemon performed amazing verbal gymnastics to avoid saying Muslim or Arab or Of A Migrating Background. He said the Kraut cops were interviewing "someone of uuuuuhh" but weren't satisfied with his answers, so Krauts were warned to stay vigilant in case the real "someone of uuuuhhh" was still at large. KXLY baby subdemons, to their credit, used the prohibited word ISIS in asking the next question, but ABC superdemon stuck the landing: "Well, all the usual suspects, left, right and center, are popping up."
Labels: Language update
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