Wednesday, August 03, 2016
Like a toll booth
Latest from Antichrist:
Pope Francis has slammed “influential countries” for their “ideological colonization” of societies worldwide, particularly through teaching children they are free to choose their gender, something that the Catholic Church sees as a sin against nature and god.
Correct for fucking once.
Well, which is it? "Who am I to judge?" or "Sin against Nature and God."
Once a year or so, Bergoglio says things that vaguely resemble proper Catholic doctrine. On those occasions he is Pope.
The rest of the time** he is Antipope.
Idea: Equip Bergoglio with a signal flag or semaphore so we can tell when he is Pope and when he is Antipope. This will avoid confusion.
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**Footnote: I use this binary-name theme a lot. When he is A, call him Y. When he is B, call him Z.
I stole it from a story told by late lamented friend Larry, who had worked in restaurants for a while.
Story: Furious chef is yelling (as usual) at the dishwasher. "Hey Nigger! Where's the steak platters?" Dishwasher, indignant but wanting to keep his job, says "Chef, my name ain't Nigger. My name is Tyrone." Chef: "When I have dishes you are Tyrone. When I do not have dishes you are Nigger."
I hadn't noticed it until now, but this is an Injun story. Names that vary with function are a purely Injun idea. Constant names are a Euro thing.
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**Footnote: I use this binary-name theme a lot. When he is A, call him Y. When he is B, call him Z.
I stole it from a story told by late lamented friend Larry, who had worked in restaurants for a while.
Story: Furious chef is yelling (as usual) at the dishwasher. "Hey Nigger! Where's the steak platters?" Dishwasher, indignant but wanting to keep his job, says "Chef, my name ain't Nigger. My name is Tyrone." Chef: "When I have dishes you are Tyrone. When I do not have dishes you are Nigger."
I hadn't noticed it until now, but this is an Injun story. Names that vary with function are a purely Injun idea. Constant names are a Euro thing.
¶ 3:12 AM
