Monday, July 25, 2016
Wouldn't it be nice
A month after Brexit the demons are still locked in their hellish bubble, still incapable of understanding human life.
BBC had a short "light-hearted" feature this morning by a female employee, discussing the 9/11-like shock of Brexit. On the morning when the peasants were more revolting than usual, her boss asked her to prepare a feature on the advantages and disadvantages of high heels in the workplace. This sort of shit is apparently what she is normally paid for. She initially refused, feeling that the increased revoltingness required a more serious response.
Before leaving for work, I stopped to chat with the Mawn who sorts out my Gaw Din. I thought "Wouldn't it be nice to work with plawwwnts, having no woddy about political upheaval?" But he said that he was checking his phone every fifteen minutes to keep up with the news.
Hearing that, I thought "Wouldn't it be nice to have a Mawn who sorts out** your Gaw Din?"
Not surprising that the Gaw Din Mawn was woddied. He works for demons. He understands that the demons may move to the Imperial Capital in Berlin if London is no longer an Imperial Subcapital.
In the end the female demon decided to Keep Calm And Do The High Heel Piece after all. The best response to revoltingness is to maintain your duties.
Brave. Continuing to insult the peasants so they will become even MORE revolting. Continuing to spit and shit in our faces. Courageous.
** Footnote: Irrelevant anyway. My Gaw Din doesn't need any sorting. It's self-organizing. Soil stays down below, weeds stay up above. The soil never sprouts wings and hovers, even in a windstorm, because the weeds have excellent root systems.
¶ 2:07 AM 
