Sunday, July 17, 2016
Just a thought
We have a string of "attempted coups" by rebels who haven't planned their project well, and who clearly don't understand the people they claim to represent.
Are these coups being run by Pokemon? Are the Pokemon coders having a good Cartman chuckle as they open their giant bonus paychecks from Soros?
Alternate thought. A park full of Pokemonoids holding their thingamajigs forward and wandering randomly.... Zombie Roombas. Randomly seeking all parts of the world, eventually covering the entire land surface. The Roombas think they're searching for stupid anime images that don't exist, but their total coverage, with thingamajigs always monitoring and sending rich data back to HQ, is actually serving another purpose. What purpose? Dunno. I just know they look like zombie Roombas.
Next day: That was fast. Instant verification of the latter hypothesis. Social "Scientists" (ie Inquisitors) have already classified NON-zombies as HATER XENOPHOBE BUFFOON CREEPY TROLL TERRORIST LONERS. If you are not a zombie Roomba you need to be EXTERMINATED.
Next day: That was fast. Instant verification of the latter hypothesis. Social "Scientists" (ie Inquisitors) have already classified NON-zombies as HATER XENOPHOBE BUFFOON CREEPY TROLL TERRORIST LONERS. If you are not a zombie Roomba you need to be EXTERMINATED.Labels: Asked and answered
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