Tuesday, July 26, 2016
Bridges vs walls
BBC newsreader-demons hate walls (unless the walls surround their private armed compounds, of course) and love bridges (especially bridges that carry invading armies of criminal migrants).
This attitude shows up in their speech as well.
When interviewing or discussing a beloved holy bridge-builder like Antichrist Francine or Obama, the demon speaks in bridges. Each word has a soft on-ramp and off-ramp, sort of like a two-ended Italian accent.
"That was Our Most Holy Lord And Saviour Barack Obama" comes out as
When interviewing or discussing a HATED XENOPHOBE FASCIST KKK HITLER HITLER HITLER HITLER NAZI BUFFOON like Farage or Trump, the demon speaks in walls. Each word has HARD glottal attack and release on both ends, like coughing up a fishbone. Final stops are emphasized and devoiced, and there's a long dead-air moat between the words.
"That was Nigel Farage" comes out as
When interviewing or discussing a HATED XENOPHOBE FASCIST KKK HITLER HITLER HITLER HITLER NAZI BUFFOON like Farage or Trump, the demon speaks in walls. Each word has HARD glottal attack and release on both ends, like coughing up a fishbone. Final stops are emphasized and devoiced, and there's a long dead-air moat between the words.
"That was Nigel Farage" comes out as
Labels: Language update
¶ 2:50 AM
