Tuesday, June 28, 2016
Videogames + Meth =
This.
30-year-old runs wild in a cathedral, grabs a long crozier thing, spins it around in a Ninja routine, breaks off parts of the figures in a Last Supper sculpture, rearranges the furniture, lights all the candles.
In the brief security video he seems to be thinking "Hmph. I thought this was going to be fun. It isn't."
What did he expect? I'm pretty sure Candle-Lighting Jesus-finger-busting Crozier Ninja isn't a recent movie that would inspire emulation.
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Later: I didn't intend this parallel but it works. Repooflicans have spent ALL DAY EVERY DAY FOR FOUR YEARS chanting BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI
and now they finally get the orgasm:
House Benghazi Report Finds No New Evidence of Wrongdoing by Hillary Clinton
Well. Was that as much fun as you thought? Apparently it was, which means that Repooflicans are vastly less perceptive than a meth-soaked gamer.
The worst part: Because the Repoofs were fully and totally engaged in chanting the magic word, they were paying exactly zero attention to AMERICAN VOTERS. American voters don't know and don't care what a BENGHAZI is. We only want to STOP MAKING AGGRESSIVE POINTLESS WARS IN PLACES THAT DON'T MATTER ONE FUCKING BIT.
Trump was paying attention to American voters. He grabbed onto our REAL emotion and rode it to the Repoof nomination. We still don't know if he will follow through, but AT FUCKING LEAST he was PAYING ATTENTION.
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