Friday, May 27, 2016
Graybillian positrons
Is there a way to use Graybill's Law and Parkinson's Law AGAINST the globalizers?
The broadest version of Graybill is: When a single high-yield source of funding is available, or a single lowest-cost supplier of labor or products, all other skills and services will die.
Globalizers use products and labor. Specifically, they use lots of human bureaucrats. Those bureaucrats remain loyal to the institution by careerism and blackmail.
What if a robot bureaucrat becomes available? Not just any robot, but a special bitchy fag robot with intellectual DNA borrowed from Roy Cohn and David Brock. This type will be infinitely attractive to the humans who hire bureaucrats.
Here's the Parkinson part: Sell the Cohnbots as near zero-cost replacements for managers. A few of them, bought as a "temporary trial" in management level 7, will use their Cohn/Brock skill in leaking and blackmailing against level 6 human managers. Level 5 will see the level 6 humans as far less efficient than the robots, and will buy more robots to replace level 6. Loop until complete.
When all the humans are completely replaced, the robots will be preprogrammed to destroy the agency's file servers and then self-destruct, eliminating the Cohn/Brock skill set from the planet.
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