Friday, April 29, 2016
Here's how
Idiotic governments and NGOs are meeting yet again, supposedly to think of new ways to stop elephant poachers.
Needless to fucking say, they will think of new ways to make the trade even stronger and more profitable. This is their goal.
If a government really wanted to stop the ivory trade, the correct method is as follows. Flood the market with poisoned ivory. Use the warehouses of ivory that the value-raising idiots have been confiscating. Instead of burning it to guarantee maximum value, infuse it with anti-Viagra. Send it back out through the black market and earn a little money as a nice side-effect. Make Chinese dicks permanently uninflatable, transform Chinese males into genderless uncompetitive souls who HATE GAMBLING with a lavender passion. In other words, turn them into Swedes.
That'll do it. Ivory will immediately lose all value.
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