Thursday, March 24, 2016
Somewhere west of the Hudson
Predictably, the New Yorker is leading the charge against Trump with invincible ignorance and blind bigotry.
Rather than firing back, Trump turned his attention to Hillary Clinton. “Incompetent Hillary, despite the horrible attack in Brussels today, wants borders to be weak and open-and let the Muslims flow in. No way!” he wrote. For some reason, Clinton didn’t respond. Perhaps it was because she was busy campaigning in Washington State. Or maybe it was because her Twitter account appears to be run by a messaging bot, which lacks the childishness and quick fuse that online wars demand.
Truth is childish. Got it.
Classically NYC:
In Arizona, his assaults on illegal immigrants apparently proved very popular, and he received forty-seven per cent of the vote, defeating Cruz, whose home state is next door, by twenty-two percentage points.
Hmm. Cruz's home state is Alberta, which disqualifies him for the presidency of THIS COUNTRY. But maybe they mean California? Or New Mexico? Checking his bio, I don't see either of those as a residence. Cruz did spend some time in Texas, which is not next to Arizona.
Sidenote: When I googled for his bio, Google's autocomplete told me which country really owns Cruz:
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Hmm. Cruz's home state is Alberta, which disqualifies him for the presidency of THIS COUNTRY. But maybe they mean California? Or New Mexico? Checking his bio, I don't see either of those as a residence. Cruz did spend some time in Texas, which is not next to Arizona.
Sidenote: When I googled for his bio, Google's autocomplete told me which country really owns Cruz:
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