Good try, won't work
This is genuinely unprecedented. The few remaining sane "scientists" called a conference to see if they could bring their crazy colleagues back into reality.
Too soon to predict what will happen. I'd give 95% probability to pure status quo. Modern physics and cosmology will continue to roar beyond all bounds of sanity. 5% probability to a minor twiddling, perhaps a required disclaimer on physics articles saying that "Deniers, who need to be tortured and killed NOW, deny this theory because they are deniers."
Crazy is really an understatement. I've known some genuine schizies and some manic bipolars. Those folks are nowhere near as crazy as "scientists", because their theories are
intended to explain reality. The schizy will construct a hugely complex pattern involving all sorts of organizations and spiritual powers. When you follow all of its connections and convolutions, you'll see that his theory WORKS. It EXPLAINS why the authorities are reading his mind, or why he needs to stand on top of the bus wearing 37 beer cans on his head.
The theories of "scientists" are even more complex and they DON'T WORK**. They DO NOT EXPLAIN reality and they ARE NOT INTENDED to explain reality.
Crazier than a schizy.
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**Footnote: Well, of course the theories DO WORK for their ACTUAL purpose and intention, which is to bring trillions in grants. It's an addiction. A hunger that can't be satisfied requires infinite input. A theory that will never be proved requires infinite research.
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