Asked and answered, microaggression edition
Mizzou has fired its president in response to protests by the usuals, who are angry about some fake "incidents".

How do I know they're fake? They "happened" on campus. Precisely 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% of "incidents" that "happen" on campus are precisely 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% fictional.

Firing the pres is just a tiny tiny tiny baby step toward the direction of the hint of a tiny tiny eeentsy-weeeentsy fetus step. We know with 100000000000000000000000% certainty that no replacement president will be suitable. [Next day: Toldja so.] There is no way the college can continue to operate. After you give a millimeter to Satan, you've given the whole universe.

So let's get it over with NOW. Close the fucking university, turn off power and water and natural gas, implode the buildings, and let the "microaggressed" faculty and students figure out what to do with their so-called alleged "lives". NOW.

Best education possible. Perfect preparation for the Goldman world of LBOs and mergers and counterfeit value. Work hard for many years and lose your fucking job in an instant, lose a year of pay, lose the records of your education. Ideally the records should serve one purpose before they're permanently deleted: Each NON-microaggressed student should receive the name, address and phone number of one microaggressed student. Sort of like the assigned gift list at the office Xmas party. Then the NON-microaggressed students could give the gift of REAL aggression to the microaggressees. Provide a proper baseline for future measurements.

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT. YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU GOT IT, ASSFUCKERS.

(As always I apologize to poor old Satan for blaspheming his comparatively holy name, and I apologize to normal assfuckers, and I apologize to all living things including Ebola viruses for blaspheming the word "lives" in connection with these grotesque unimaginable entities.)

Labels: Asked and answered, Metrology

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