Thursday, August 20, 2015
A prayer
One 'Strange as it Seems' episode dramatized an unusual prayer for rain that supposedly worked. In July 1934 a classified ad appeared in a Missouri newspaper. Two days later, rain finally arrived.
Polistra and friends decided to try a modified version of the ad.
As a prayer it's a little unfair, because the real weather problem was in June. August weather is normal. We're abnormally fiery because the soil and plants were pre-baked in June. Also unfair because idiot Gaians have been stacking the deck FOR fire by removing dams, and by forbidding logging during the last 20 years.
Nevertheless, one solid rain would solve the problem. Perhaps the weather gods will have mercy, understanding that the people who are suffering and dying are NOT the Gaian fuckheads who created the problem. The Gaian fuckheads won't learn no matter what happens. They need to die in extreme agony. But of course they won't. They will keep killing the rest of us. Genocide is our product. Our most important product.
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Update 8/30: Prayer answered. Not speedy service, but shouldn't complain. As abovementioned, this is a normal summer-ending pattern; June was the abnormal part.
As a prayer it's a little unfair, because the real weather problem was in June. August weather is normal. We're abnormally fiery because the soil and plants were pre-baked in June. Also unfair because idiot Gaians have been stacking the deck FOR fire by removing dams, and by forbidding logging during the last 20 years.
Nevertheless, one solid rain would solve the problem. Perhaps the weather gods will have mercy, understanding that the people who are suffering and dying are NOT the Gaian fuckheads who created the problem. The Gaian fuckheads won't learn no matter what happens. They need to die in extreme agony. But of course they won't. They will keep killing the rest of us. Genocide is our product. Our most important product.
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Update 8/30: Prayer answered. Not speedy service, but shouldn't complain. As abovementioned, this is a normal summer-ending pattern; June was the abnormal part.Labels: Carbon Cult, defensible spaces
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