Friday, July 24, 2015
Weird fire day
(1) In London, schoolkids celebrated the end of semester by burning their books outside. Caused a grass fire, melted power lines, cut electricity to a major part of London.
(2) In Idaho, a touring bicyclist stopped on a forest trail to poop. Decided for some stupid reason to burn the TP after using it. Started a forest fire, burned 73 acres.
More arguments for a total ban on all outside flames. Switch the laws to require smoking INSIDE instead of OUTSIDE.
¶ 12:22 PM 
