Saturday, March 21, 2015
Clarkson gets it exactly right.
Jeremy Clarkson, thanking the million supporters (including me) who signed a Change.org petition, says:
The simple truth of the matter is this: Protest never works. Because we are all plankton. And the world is run by whales. Oh, you can be a big and important plankton but that doesn't make a jot of difference if a whale has decided to eat you up. You can get a million other plankton to dress up and wave banners but Mr Whale won't even notice.My first thought was: Well, not exactly... Protest DOES work if you are a Person Of Correct Colour or a Person of Correct Gendour. Even one Correct Person can move the ocean by expressing a mild wish, let alone a protest. Second thought: But that's a null point. If you are a Person Of Correct Colour or a Person Of Correct Gendour, you don't need to say ANYTHING because the mediasatans are already obeying your Holy Commands perfectly. Mediasatans are more than 100% Correct Gendour, so they automatically know the Correct Line As Of The Current Picosecond in matters of Gendour. Only a few mediasatans are Persons Of Correct Colour, but they have a direct line to Our Lord And Savior The Very Most Reverend Professor Doctor Saint Alphonse Sharpton Junior [pbuh][pbuh][pbuh], who will instruct them in any question that involves Correct Colour. Their instructional portals are always wide open, ready to receive Saint Alphonse's magic instructional wand. So Clarkson is exactly right. Protest doesn't work. In any situation where protest might work, it doesn't need to happen, so it doesn't happen. ¶ 3:20 AM
