Saturday, January 17, 2015
Right the first time
NPR announcer: "Mitt Romney is considering a third ter ... uh, a third BID for the Presidency."
Right the first time. Mitt has been President for two terms now, and he's considering a third. He's fulfilled all of his promises, so his supporters should be happy to re-elect him. Open borders. Infinite freedom and infinite welfare for Wall Street. Infinite monopoly and infinite welfare for insurance companies (aka Romneycare). Attack and slaughter every country that displeases Our Lord And Saviour Binyamin Netanyahu.
Pres Romney has added a couple of unpromised actions, such as killing cops and killing Christians, but those were solid parts of Bush The Father's program, so they're not out of character for his political type.
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