Wednesday, July 02, 2014
Aptronym of the year
Unbelievably perfect:
If you're heading to Target, leave your guns at home. That's the message the retailer "respectfully" sent to shoppers Wednesday. In a note posted online, interim CEO John Mulligan said that guns in stores create "an environment that is at odds with the family-friendly shopping and work experience we strive to create."More precisely, guns in stores create an environment that is at odds with the needs of mass shooters. Aptronym of the year! We are a Target Store! You are a Target Shopper! If Target wants to cater to the needs of mass shooters even more solicitously, it should offer free bulls-eye cards for each Target Shopper to wear.
Labels: Aptronym Alert
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