Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Modest proposal
Our satanic media have been generating and amplifying the school-shooter fad for their own hellish profit. The fad exists because of media coverage.
They could redeem themselves. Here's how.
Maintain the high publicity value of shooting, but eliminate the actual deaths.
You want to go out in a blaze of glory? Fine. You've been practicing for several years in Virtual Reality, so we'll simply provide you with a Virtual Reality setup that looks just like your school, complete with all the bullies who need to be avenged. You won't be able to tell the difference, and the TV audience won't be able to tell the difference. You can see the bullies lose their skulls and bleed out, and then you can genuinely kill yourself.
We'll still make our hellish profit, and you'll still be dead.
The only difference is that no actual humans will be hurt.
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Dead fucking serious now:
If media wanted to do something fucking positive, they would simply
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
CEASE TRANSMITTING.
DISASSEMBLE ALL EQUIPMENT.
TEAR DOWN ALL STUDIOS.
Since the above "if" is logically and physically impossible, this will not happen.
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