Super-bizarre
High-speed trading has been going strong for about 10 years. It was somewhat secret at first, but it's been PERFECTLY WELL-KNOWN since 2009. All sorts of normal news sources and normal commentators in many countries have been discussing it. If you were following British online newspapers, you would have been thoroughly acquainted with the topic several years ago. Everybody understands that high-speed trading is immoral, everybody understands that it's a complete destruction of normal commerce. Old old old old news.

Now this book by Michael Lewis suddenly brings high-speed trading into the realm of the mainstream media, and they're suddenly SHOCKED SHOCKED SHOCKED to find cheating in the Jew Casino. Satan dba "Eric Holder" promises an "investigation" into this "brand-new" phenomenon.

Tell you what, Satan dba "Holder". Why don't you investigate the phenomenon of high-speed travel while you're discovering new things? I've heard that devices called "boats" have been moving ACROSS WATER recently, often carrying contraband. I've also heard that humans have figured out a way to move ACROSS LAND by using mysterious devices called "foots". (Some people refer to them as "feet", but this is probably an insider criminal jargon term like "Mary Jane", and deserves special investigative attention.) Just within the last few centuries, rumors have emerged of even faster travel methods, involving what might be called "rails" or "roads" or "roadrails". I'm not sure of the existence of these rumored super-advanced methods, so I don't want to go into detail, but you should investigate them as well.

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Similar example: In all mainstream media and governmental "robust debates" on the latest mass shooting, the clear and obvious solution is TOTALLY MISSING from all discussion. As always, all fucking options are on the fucking table EXCEPT the one option that is KNOWN TO WORK EVERY FUCKING TIME. It's especially super-bizarre since we're specifically talking about SOLDIERS. The idea of letting SOLDIERS carry their guns is literally and totally unthinkable.

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Lesus save us. Mohammed save us. Buddha save us. One of you dudes better come down here and do some serious wiping NOW. That's an ORDER, not a prayer.

Labels: Alternate universe

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