Friday, May 10, 2013
Daleks can climb!
News item:
Daleks can jump and climb after all! They just didn't have a good reason to do it before.
The Daleks of BBC use the canary-in-coal-mine metaphor for everything that reminds them of "global warming". And since everything in the world reminds them of "global warming", everything is a canary.
Maybe it's time for a new animal metaphor. Mice are an 'indicator species' for the presence of Savile-defending Gaia-worshipping satanic genocidal psychopaths.
¶ 3:20 AM
News item:
After moving out of the relic from the 1970s that was Television Centre, BBC staff thought they had left their mouse infestation behind. But staff who hoped that their relocation to the high-tech £1bn new Broadcasting House would bring an end the problem have been left sorely disappointed. There have now been so many sightings of the rodents at the corporation’s opulent new headquarters in recent weeks that eradicating them has become a 'top priority' for building managers.
Daleks can jump and climb after all! They just didn't have a good reason to do it before.
The Daleks of BBC use the canary-in-coal-mine metaphor for everything that reminds them of "global warming". And since everything in the world reminds them of "global warming", everything is a canary.
Maybe it's time for a new animal metaphor. Mice are an 'indicator species' for the presence of Savile-defending Gaia-worshipping satanic genocidal psychopaths.
¶ 3:20 AM
