Sunday, April 07, 2013
WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL?
Headline: NASA plans to tow asteroid INTO Earth's orbit.
No, it's not a typo. Not AWAY from Earth's orbit. INTO Earth's orbit.
Well now! Golly gee whillikers! Seems like a perfectly beautiful plan! What can possibly go wrong? Other than smashing the whole fucking planet if you miss?
NASA has been absolutely 10000000% barking bonkers wacko loony insane for a looooooooong looooooooooooong looooooooooooooong time, but this goes beyond beyond beyond beyond beyond beyond beyond beyond beyond beyond beyond beyond beyond insane.
Only one possible explanation: Now that Genocide Overlord James Hansen has departed from NASA, they want him back. The only way to regain his satanic love is to show a new Total Obliteration Plan that exceeds Hansen's own dream, which is quite a trick.
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