Monday, February 18, 2013
Disingenuous-fest
Oh no! This cannot be! We are hopelessly surprised!
"Oscar Pistorius, the South African Paralympic athlete will reportedly be tested for steroids after the banned drug was found at the home where he is accused of murdering his model girlfriend."
Absolutely inconceivable!!!! Nobody could have possibly suspected it!!! A world-class athlete cheating with chemicals? Nay, nay!!!! It has never happened in history!!!!
Tell you what. Wake me up when you find a clean athlete or a non-fag actor or a banker who missed one opportunity to steal a trillion.
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Later thought: Pistorius is actually cheating two ways. One is juicing, which is apparently normal and unavoidable in pro sports nowadays. The other is his prosthetics. Olympic authorities let him get away with this because they couldn't bring themselves to deny a 'heroic cripple', but when you take away the emotion it's just plain cheating. In essence he brings a bicycle to a footrace, knowing he'll get away with riding the bicycle.
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"Oscar Pistorius, the South African Paralympic athlete will reportedly be tested for steroids after the banned drug was found at the home where he is accused of murdering his model girlfriend."
Absolutely inconceivable!!!! Nobody could have possibly suspected it!!! A world-class athlete cheating with chemicals? Nay, nay!!!! It has never happened in history!!!!
Tell you what. Wake me up when you find a clean athlete or a non-fag actor or a banker who missed one opportunity to steal a trillion.
= = = = =
Later thought: Pistorius is actually cheating two ways. One is juicing, which is apparently normal and unavoidable in pro sports nowadays. The other is his prosthetics. Olympic authorities let him get away with this because they couldn't bring themselves to deny a 'heroic cripple', but when you take away the emotion it's just plain cheating. In essence he brings a bicycle to a footrace, knowing he'll get away with riding the bicycle.
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