Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Chutzpah
Some outstanding examples of chutzpah this morning.
(1) In the '90s, Satan dba "ACLU" sued banks to force them to make more loans to blacks. Now Satan dba "ACLU" is suing banks for obeying ACLU's previous orders and making loans to blacks.
(2) A French sportscaster made a joke about Japan's soccer goalkeeper who apparently does a good job of whatever goalkeepers are supposed to do. He showed a cartoon of the goalkeeper with four arms, calling it the "Fukushima effect." Now the Japs are angry, demanding an apology for the sportscaster's "insensitivity".
Tell you what, fucking Japs. After you apologize to the millions of Chinese, Vietnamese, Laotian, Cambodian, Siamese, Burmese, Malayan, Indonesian, Filipino, Korean, Russian and American people that you enslaved, raped and murdered from 1905 through 1945, THEN you can demand apologies for stupid little jokes that hurt your precious little feeeeeeeeeeeeeelings.
(3) Headline in Guardian:
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and four other defendants say attending court proceedings will bring back memories of torture
Take the old joke about chutzpah and add names, and you've got this one.
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