Saturday, September 29, 2012
Random car thought
Google has persuaded Hippieshit Jerry Brown to allow its driverless cars in Calif.
Atrocious idea, but then what do you expect from the Antichrist?
Here's a piece of automotive automation that would actually save plenty of lives:
Forced turn signals, by god.
(1) If the car is using one of those "Turn left in 1.7 miles" gadgets, the gadget will activate the turn signal when it's time to turn.
(2) If you try to turn without signaling, you can't. The engine halts and a loud alarm shouts to everyone in a one-mile radius: "This asshole tried to turn without signaling! This asshole tried to turn without signaling! This asshole tried to turn without signaling!"
(3) If you leave the signal on for more than one minute without turning, the car keeps going, but the alarm shouts "I'm too old to drive! I'm too old to drive! I'm too old to drive!"
(4) If you turn the opposite way from your signal, the car melts down with you inside.
¶ 7:25 PM 
