Thursday, May 03, 2012
Still too vibrant
Just yesterday I was stupidly thankful that Spokane is not a vibrant community; that is, we don't have a lot of hoodies who need to be protected from evil police.
Turns out we're just vibrant enough:
Well, we know for sure this can't possibly be the criminal. It is an Axiom Of Holy Scripture that black men wearing hoodies are Archangels Of Supreme Goodness And Victims Of Evil Discrimination By Nasty White Pigs.
We all hoodie now. We all fucked now. ¶ 3:12 PM
Turns out we're just vibrant enough:
Spokane Police confirmed just before 2 p.m. Thursday that the woman stabbed multiple times in Northeast Spokane died.
Police said around 8:10 a.m. a 55 year old woman was walking her dog, alone on a walking trail near the area of 1800 E. South Riverton. According to the victim’s description of the incident, a man jumped out of the bushes, stabbed her several times and fled. The victim screamed for help and made her way up the street where a nearby construction worker heard her cries, rushed over, administered as much first aid as he could and called 9-1-1.
One construction worker said the woman told him she was having trouble breathing and to take her dog.
The victim was taken to the hospital with life-threatening injuries and rushed into surgery.
A couple living nearby also rushed to help, and also called 911. The wife told KREM 2 News that earlier this week she ran from a man who "came out of nowhere" while she was walking in the neighborhood.
Witnesses provided a very brief description to police of the suspect as he fled the scene. They described the suspect as a black male with a "crazy eye" wearing a black hoodie and black pants and is in his early to mid 30's.
Detectives have detained a man matching the suspect description given by witnesses and are working to determine if this individual is responsible for the attack.
Well, we know for sure this can't possibly be the criminal. It is an Axiom Of Holy Scripture that black men wearing hoodies are Archangels Of Supreme Goodness And Victims Of Evil Discrimination By Nasty White Pigs.
We all hoodie now. We all fucked now. ¶ 3:12 PM
