Thursday, May 10, 2012
Since it's on the table
As long as we've got the Chateau Schadenfreude open and bubbling:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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EAT IT, DICKHEADS!MORE! MORE! MORE!We know how to solve the problem. We've done it before in 1936. But with government firmly controlled by the Wall Street Mafia, no valid solutions can be expected. So the only way out is for the "self-regulating" bankers to collapse entirely.
Best part: No taxpayer money was lost. Rich fuckheads losing money that belongs to other rich fuckheads. No humans were harmed.
FASTER, PLEASE! ZERO DOW! ZERO NOW!
¶ 5:17 PM
U.S. stock futures fell as investors assessed a disclosure by JPMorgan Chase, the biggest U.S. bank by assets, that it had a $2 billion trading loss after positions in credit securities [i.e. BETS] proved riskier than expected.
JPMorgan tumbled 6.7 percent after the close of regular trading as Chief Executive Officer Jamie Dimon said the bank made egregious mistakes and that trading losses were “self inflicted.” Bank of America Corp., Citigroup Inc. (C), Goldman Sachs (GS) Group Inc. and Morgan Stanley (MS) lost at least 2.3 percent.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
EAT IT, DICKHEADS!MORE! MORE! MORE!We know how to solve the problem. We've done it before in 1936. But with government firmly controlled by the Wall Street Mafia, no valid solutions can be expected. So the only way out is for the "self-regulating" bankers to collapse entirely.
Best part: No taxpayer money was lost. Rich fuckheads losing money that belongs to other rich fuckheads. No humans were harmed.
FASTER, PLEASE! ZERO DOW! ZERO NOW!
¶ 5:17 PM
