Thursday, December 15, 2011
Total Victory In Iraq!
Huzzah! We have achieved Total Victory! We killed lots of American soldiers and consumed 800 billions of American dollars! We weakened the American military and used up its equipment and morale! We confused and demoralized and depleted the American people, leaving the nation an empty useless hulk! As a bonus, we turned lots of Arabs against America, lots of Arabs who had been neutral or pro-American before the war!
Who's this mysterious We who accomplished every single goal that Sheikh Osama laid out for his destruction of America?
We is the American government.
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However: leaving the nasty facts aside, I'm still sort of glad that Obama actually pulled the plug on this suicide. This is one of the few areas where Comrade McCain would have taken a different course. Comrade McCain, Ho's favorite ho, would stay in Iraq forever, expanding the forces without limit. And nobody would have stopped him because he was Ho's favorite ho, which mysteriously entitles him to do anything he fucking wants. ¶ 9:11 AM
Who's this mysterious We who accomplished every single goal that Sheikh Osama laid out for his destruction of America?
We is the American government.
= = = = =
However: leaving the nasty facts aside, I'm still sort of glad that Obama actually pulled the plug on this suicide. This is one of the few areas where Comrade McCain would have taken a different course. Comrade McCain, Ho's favorite ho, would stay in Iraq forever, expanding the forces without limit. And nobody would have stopped him because he was Ho's favorite ho, which mysteriously entitles him to do anything he fucking wants. ¶ 9:11 AM
