Sunday, December 25, 2011
Bowl me over, Benny!
The great original theologian Benny16 has shocked the world of Christianity with his Totally Fresh And Unprecedented Raised Consciousness:
"Christmas is too commercialized."
Aaaggghhh! I can't take the astonishing shockiness! Lo yea verily, it is like unto an epiphany!
Seriously, Romans, you need to hire a leader who didn't shake hands with Moses. Find a Pope who has a couple days of lucidity before he fades into the twilight zone.
You've already bowed down to Islam and totally surrendered to the Gaian Antichrist. Far as I can tell, the only thing you stand for is diddling choirboys. Most likely you've lost the franchise already; but if there's anything still worth defending, you need to hire an African. You're far more likely to find rigorous moral thinking among Africans these days than among the dissipated effete Euros. ¶ 2:10 AM
"Christmas is too commercialized."
Aaaggghhh! I can't take the astonishing shockiness! Lo yea verily, it is like unto an epiphany!
Seriously, Romans, you need to hire a leader who didn't shake hands with Moses. Find a Pope who has a couple days of lucidity before he fades into the twilight zone.
You've already bowed down to Islam and totally surrendered to the Gaian Antichrist. Far as I can tell, the only thing you stand for is diddling choirboys. Most likely you've lost the franchise already; but if there's anything still worth defending, you need to hire an African. You're far more likely to find rigorous moral thinking among Africans these days than among the dissipated effete Euros. ¶ 2:10 AM
