Friday, November 25, 2011
Proving the opposite without even trying
Accidentally listening to Phil Hendrie show. Hendrie is interviewing a possibly humanoid entity of indeterminate gender called Marilyn Donnelley, which is allegedly part of the Florida Tea Party. This Donnelley thing is trying to inject standard Stalin-brand feminism into the Tea Party with the most absurd line of non-thought I've ever heard.
The Donnelley entity says that wymyn weren't actually present at the writing of the Constitution and Declaration, and woemoans didn't actually fight in the Revolution, but fepersons could have been there because they couldn't be there.
Wooooomdaughters were "not allowed to sign or fight", thus we don't know about the weeemyyynnnindividuals who were "actually" involved in signing and fighting.
Therefore we are required to use the phrase "Founding Fathers And Mothers" from now on, because the w****mmmmy*y*y*nnnnn were not involved.
Even the delightfully deceased Comrade Betty Friedan would never have allowed herself to sound so phenomenally and abysmally stupid. The dumbest blonde in the lamest blonde joke couldn't approach this profound degree of anti-logic. Blonde thinking makes perfect sense when viewed from a certain angle; that's why it's funny.
The Tea Party is already hopelessly corrupted by Wall Street, which it was meant to oppose; now it's going to be corrupted by outright Stalinists as well. ¶ 3:13 AM
The Donnelley entity says that wymyn weren't actually present at the writing of the Constitution and Declaration, and woemoans didn't actually fight in the Revolution, but fepersons could have been there because they couldn't be there.
Wooooomdaughters were "not allowed to sign or fight", thus we don't know about the weeemyyynnnindividuals who were "actually" involved in signing and fighting.
Therefore we are required to use the phrase "Founding Fathers And Mothers" from now on, because the w****mmmmy*y*y*nnnnn were not involved.
Even the delightfully deceased Comrade Betty Friedan would never have allowed herself to sound so phenomenally and abysmally stupid. The dumbest blonde in the lamest blonde joke couldn't approach this profound degree of anti-logic. Blonde thinking makes perfect sense when viewed from a certain angle; that's why it's funny.
The Tea Party is already hopelessly corrupted by Wall Street, which it was meant to oppose; now it's going to be corrupted by outright Stalinists as well. ¶ 3:13 AM
