Monday, November 14, 2011
Invincible stupidity
From New Stalinist, of course:
Okay.
In the diseased "minds" of the "scientists", why do we need to decrease evil Carbon? We need to decrease evil Carbon because evil Carbon makes the whole Planet Goddess get really really really really hot.
And what is the Planet actually doing while evil Carbon is going up and up and up? The NORTHERN HALF of the planet is getting cooler and the Southern half is getting warmer. (Actually the ups and downs are scattered and interspersed in complicated ways, but this is broadly true.)
Where is most of the evil Carbon being emitted? In the Northern half of the Planet, which is getting cooler. The Southern half, which is getting warmer, simply doesn't have a lot of land, let alone a lot of rich countries.
What would a REAL FUCKING SCIENTIST conclude from this? At the very least, a REAL FUCKING SCIENTIST would conclude that increasing the emission of evil Carbon has no effect on any fucking thing.
Needless to say, REAL FUCKING SCIENTISTS, ie scientists who are not paid to be scientists, have already reached this conclusion decisively and dispositively from all available evidence.
Unfortunately we only pay murderous psychopaths. We do not pay scientists.
A monster leap in carbon dioxide emissions in 2010 has dented but not destroyed optimism that we can avoid the worst effects of climate change.
More CO2 was emitted in 2010 than in previous years, according to the Carbon Dioxide Information Analysis Center in Oak Ridge, Tennessee. Worse, emissions were 5.9 per cent higher than in 2009 - the biggest jump on record.
The rise follows falls in both the price of coal and average winter temperatures in the northern hemisphere. Both have encouraged leading economies to drop their green intentions, according to a new report by PricewaterhouseCoopers.
Okay.
In the diseased "minds" of the "scientists", why do we need to decrease evil Carbon? We need to decrease evil Carbon because evil Carbon makes the whole Planet Goddess get really really really really hot.
And what is the Planet actually doing while evil Carbon is going up and up and up? The NORTHERN HALF of the planet is getting cooler and the Southern half is getting warmer. (Actually the ups and downs are scattered and interspersed in complicated ways, but this is broadly true.)
Where is most of the evil Carbon being emitted? In the Northern half of the Planet, which is getting cooler. The Southern half, which is getting warmer, simply doesn't have a lot of land, let alone a lot of rich countries.
What would a REAL FUCKING SCIENTIST conclude from this? At the very least, a REAL FUCKING SCIENTIST would conclude that increasing the emission of evil Carbon has no effect on any fucking thing.
Needless to say, REAL FUCKING SCIENTISTS, ie scientists who are not paid to be scientists, have already reached this conclusion decisively and dispositively from all available evidence.
Unfortunately we only pay murderous psychopaths. We do not pay scientists.
Labels: Carbon Cult
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