Sunday, August 07, 2011
Will this be on the test?
Interesting response to the Standard & Poor report card by both Obama and the neocons. Both are protesting the grade instead of using the grade as a wakeup call for their own abysmal performance.
I ran into the same thing when I was a teacher.
"You can't give me a C! I'm special."
No, Heather. You're not special. You performed poorly.
No, America. You're not exceptional in the way you mean the word. You're exceptional in the shortbus sense of the word, and you really deserve a ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ----------------- grade for performance, intelligence, and behavior.
The A- you got from S&P is a politely charitable bit of niceness.
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As usual, I apologize to real retards for the comparison. Real retards are mainly good commonsensical people who think in a less complex way than most of us. Shortbus America is a hugely intelligent mutant alien, capable of thinking thousands of bizarrely false thoughts at the same time, capable of doing thousands of grotesquely Satanic and self-destructive acts at the same time.
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I ran into the same thing when I was a teacher.
"You can't give me a C! I'm special."
No, Heather. You're not special. You performed poorly.
No, America. You're not exceptional in the way you mean the word. You're exceptional in the shortbus sense of the word, and you really deserve a ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ----------------- grade for performance, intelligence, and behavior.
The A- you got from S&P is a politely charitable bit of niceness.
= = = = =
As usual, I apologize to real retards for the comparison. Real retards are mainly good commonsensical people who think in a less complex way than most of us. Shortbus America is a hugely intelligent mutant alien, capable of thinking thousands of bizarrely false thoughts at the same time, capable of doing thousands of grotesquely Satanic and self-destructive acts at the same time.
¶ 6:08 AM
