Thursday, August 18, 2011
BRAVO PERRY!
Polistra and Happystar give Perry an incandescent salute!
ABOUT GODDAMN TIME.
Straightforward proclamation of the fucking truth, straightforward rejection of evil Gaian pseudoscience, straightforward embrace of real science.
First fucking time ever from a major fucking candidate. No bobbing and weaving, no equivocation.
Also, Perry has accurately and precisely described Gang Leader Bugsy Bernanke as treasonous. All the other Repoofs have meekly submitted to Gang Leader Bugsy, meekly or even joyously participated in his treason.
The best part about his actual governing record is tort reform, which this unfortunate country needs more than any other political change. Again none of the other Repoofs have ever touched the subject, because they suicidally want to seek the votes of lawyers. Perry understood that lawyers are physically incapable of voting Republican, and went ahead with real reform to benefit the people of Texas.
I may have to break all my promises and vote for a Republican this time, now that there's finally a Republican candidate who is at least partly sane.
However, he won't be nominated.
Comrade Romney is the real Gramscian deal. Comrade Romney is all in for Gaia, Die-Versity, and Free Trade. The Three Horsepersons of the Modern Apocalypse. Comrade Romney loves them all. Famine, chaos, war, death: the old Four Horsemen. Comrade Romney loves them all, old and new... provided they stay here in his hated enemy America and don't slop over into his dear beloved Motherland China.
Therefore Comrade Romney will be nominated by Goldman as a safe counter-bet, but Comrade Obama will continue as president because his loyalty to Goldman is 100.0% proven.
Goldman never loses. ¶ 5:01 AM
Polistra and Happystar give Perry an incandescent salute!
ABOUT GODDAMN TIME.
Straightforward proclamation of the fucking truth, straightforward rejection of evil Gaian pseudoscience, straightforward embrace of real science.
First fucking time ever from a major fucking candidate. No bobbing and weaving, no equivocation.
Also, Perry has accurately and precisely described Gang Leader Bugsy Bernanke as treasonous. All the other Repoofs have meekly submitted to Gang Leader Bugsy, meekly or even joyously participated in his treason.
The best part about his actual governing record is tort reform, which this unfortunate country needs more than any other political change. Again none of the other Repoofs have ever touched the subject, because they suicidally want to seek the votes of lawyers. Perry understood that lawyers are physically incapable of voting Republican, and went ahead with real reform to benefit the people of Texas.
I may have to break all my promises and vote for a Republican this time, now that there's finally a Republican candidate who is at least partly sane.
However, he won't be nominated.
Comrade Romney is the real Gramscian deal. Comrade Romney is all in for Gaia, Die-Versity, and Free Trade. The Three Horsepersons of the Modern Apocalypse. Comrade Romney loves them all. Famine, chaos, war, death: the old Four Horsemen. Comrade Romney loves them all, old and new... provided they stay here in his hated enemy America and don't slop over into his dear beloved Motherland China.
Therefore Comrade Romney will be nominated by Goldman as a safe counter-bet, but Comrade Obama will continue as president because his loyalty to Goldman is 100.0% proven.
Goldman never loses. ¶ 5:01 AM
