We laugh
We always laugh at the primitive idolatry of tinhorn dictators like Chavez and Dear Leader Kim. In such countries, all media, all commentators, all artists are kept busy glorifying the Great One. Any commentator who doesn't cheer loudly enough is at best ignored, at worst killed. KIM IS GOD! KIM IS GOD! KIM IS GOD!
How primitive.
In our country we have Total Freedom! We have Individual Liberty! We have The Free Flow Of Ideas At Market Prices!
Half of the media and artists are kept busy glorifying The Dear Leader Who Carries The R Flag: BUSH IS GOD! OBAMA IS SATAN! BUSH IS GOD! OBAMA IS SATAN!
Half are kept busy glorifying The Dear Leader Who Carries The D Flag: OBAMA IS GOD! BUSH IS SATAN! OBAMA IS GOD! BUSH IS SATAN!
And you know what's the best part of all? The Great Ones are identical! Both are Lifetime Guaranteed to carry out the same agenda! Thus our two sides don't need to worry about whether they've got it right; no matter which side they cheer for, it's the SAME! Wow! Isn't that just perfectly Exceptional?
Our system is GREAT! BEST POLITICAL SYSTEM IN THE WORLD!!! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!!
Our system is vastly more intelligent, rational and productive!!! This is Robust Debate!!! This is Democracy!!! This is Government By The Consent Of Goldman!!!
We have every right to laugh at those benighted clumsy tinhorns, by God. They haven't figured out the smooooooth way to run an absolute dictatorship.