Don't rub it in
News item: US negotiating with Taliban.
USA! USA! USA! We're Number 1! We're Number 1! We can start a war in any country we want, spend 20 years putting our soldiers and the local civilians through deadly hell, and LOSE MISERABLY! We can lose miserably in Korea! YAAAAAYYYY! We can lose supinely in Vietnam! YAAAAAAYYY! We can lose miserably TWICE in Iraq! We can lose miserably in Afghanistan! OOOORAAAAHHH!! We can lose horribly in Libya! HUZZAAAAHHH!
We can lose better than anyone else! We can consume lives and money for no purpose
better than any other nation in HISTORY! We're the CHAMPION NUMBER 1 IDIOT LOSER ON ALL INHABITED PLANETS IN THE UNIVERSE!WE'RE EXCEPTIONAL! WE'RE EXCEPTIONAL! WE'RE TIMMY!
Fuck.