Monday, February 14, 2011
Simple proof
Listening to some Sunday morning news-type program, with David Gregory interviewing some Republican leader, maybe Boo-Hoo-Ner. Gregory was hammering on and on and on and on and on and on and on about why Boo-Hoo-Ner wouldn't COME DOWN HARD on those HORRIBLE NAZIS who still refuse to accept the ABSOLUTE UNIVERSAL TRUTH, AXIOMATIC SINCE BEFORE THE BIG BANG, that Obama is a Christian. Boo-Hoo-Ner's reply was weak and defensive, as always with Repooflicans.
Suddenly it came to me: There's a simple proof that Obama is NOT a Christian.
If Obama were a Christian, people like David Gregory would hate him, and would treat him with the same ferocious vile venom-spitting contempt that they apply to every real Christian. In fact, people like David Gregory idolize Obama and take His every word as Gospel, and treat everyone who doubts His Gospel as a WITCH WARLOCK HERETIC DEVIATIONIST-ROADER! BURN! BURN! BURN! Therefore, people like David Gregory know with complete certainty that Obama is a rigid doctrinaire Gramscian like them. Not necessarily a Muslim, though his biography makes that conclusion highly likely; but certainly not any form of Christian. ¶ 4:30 AM
Suddenly it came to me: There's a simple proof that Obama is NOT a Christian.
If Obama were a Christian, people like David Gregory would hate him, and would treat him with the same ferocious vile venom-spitting contempt that they apply to every real Christian. In fact, people like David Gregory idolize Obama and take His every word as Gospel, and treat everyone who doubts His Gospel as a WITCH WARLOCK HERETIC DEVIATIONIST-ROADER! BURN! BURN! BURN! Therefore, people like David Gregory know with complete certainty that Obama is a rigid doctrinaire Gramscian like them. Not necessarily a Muslim, though his biography makes that conclusion highly likely; but certainly not any form of Christian. ¶ 4:30 AM
