Friday, December 03, 2010
Probably a good thing
Turning the Army and Marines into fairies will be a terrible thing for the Army and Marines, but probably a good thing for the world.
We haven't used our military to defend America since August 8, 1945. We've only used it to consume money and create pointless destruction and anger in foreign countries with absolutely no connection to our interests.
Since we already have lawyers supervising every bullet, and lawyers prosecuting any soldier who dares to do his job properly, we are already mired in multi-layered absurdity and treason.
Fairy-izing the military will just add one more layer of absurdity and treason.
It will become even more obvious to any rational observer that our military ( as currently designed and deployed ) serves American interests in the same way that crystal meth serves American interests, the same way that casinos serve American interests, the same way that Wall Street serves American interests.
If this move leads to a sort of passive mutiny, with existing real soldiers leaving the service and potential real soldiers no longer joining, it may finally force the hand of some future president ... Nah, that's silly. We aren't going to have any American presidents. All candidates will be required to swear the Oath Of Disloyalty, as McCain and Obama did. ¶ 5:43 AM
We haven't used our military to defend America since August 8, 1945. We've only used it to consume money and create pointless destruction and anger in foreign countries with absolutely no connection to our interests.
Since we already have lawyers supervising every bullet, and lawyers prosecuting any soldier who dares to do his job properly, we are already mired in multi-layered absurdity and treason.
Fairy-izing the military will just add one more layer of absurdity and treason.
It will become even more obvious to any rational observer that our military ( as currently designed and deployed ) serves American interests in the same way that crystal meth serves American interests, the same way that casinos serve American interests, the same way that Wall Street serves American interests.
If this move leads to a sort of passive mutiny, with existing real soldiers leaving the service and potential real soldiers no longer joining, it may finally force the hand of some future president ... Nah, that's silly. We aren't going to have any American presidents. All candidates will be required to swear the Oath Of Disloyalty, as McCain and Obama did. ¶ 5:43 AM
