Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Bravo Ginny!
Today's news: Virginia Thomas asks Comrade Hill, Hero of Mao, for an apology. Comrade Hill, Hero of Mao, doesn't apologize but instead calls in KGB.
I'm pretty sure Virginia Thomas is wise enough to know that she wouldn't get an apology from a hard-line Commie. Commies never apologize or repent or recant for serving the Party. They only apologize when they have failed to meet their quota. For instance, our "news" media always run a soul-searching session (Self-Criticism or 检讨 session) when they have failed to call every non-Commie a racist 30,000 times in a day. When CNN or NBC describes Hegemonist-Roaders as racists only 29,999 times in a day, it's time for Glorious 检讨 Session.
However, I'm not sure Mrs Thomas expected Comrade Hill, Hero of Mao, to call in the secret police.
This will present KGB with an interesting problem. Their primary purpose is to protect black gangsters and Arab vermin terrorists from Americans. Conflict arises: on the one hand Clarence Thomas is black, which puts him on the Protected side of KGB's caste system. On the other hand, he's the exact opposite of a gangster and the exact opposite of a terrorist. In fact, he's the only real American currently holding a top office, which makes him Enemy of Glorious Proletariat by KGB standards. However, Virginia Thomas offers no such conflicts. She's just as anti-Communist as Clarence, but she's white, thus fully open to any and all measures necessary to protect Comrade Hill from being Offended by Imperialist-Running-Dog Voice Mail. ¶ 7:35 AM
I'm pretty sure Virginia Thomas is wise enough to know that she wouldn't get an apology from a hard-line Commie. Commies never apologize or repent or recant for serving the Party. They only apologize when they have failed to meet their quota. For instance, our "news" media always run a soul-searching session (Self-Criticism or 检讨 session) when they have failed to call every non-Commie a racist 30,000 times in a day. When CNN or NBC describes Hegemonist-Roaders as racists only 29,999 times in a day, it's time for Glorious 检讨 Session.
However, I'm not sure Mrs Thomas expected Comrade Hill, Hero of Mao, to call in the secret police.
This will present KGB with an interesting problem. Their primary purpose is to protect black gangsters and Arab vermin terrorists from Americans. Conflict arises: on the one hand Clarence Thomas is black, which puts him on the Protected side of KGB's caste system. On the other hand, he's the exact opposite of a gangster and the exact opposite of a terrorist. In fact, he's the only real American currently holding a top office, which makes him Enemy of Glorious Proletariat by KGB standards. However, Virginia Thomas offers no such conflicts. She's just as anti-Communist as Clarence, but she's white, thus fully open to any and all measures necessary to protect Comrade Hill from being Offended by Imperialist-Running-Dog Voice Mail. ¶ 7:35 AM
