Real science
In response to two almost simultaneous house fires caused by microwaved towels, Spokane fire investigators
ran an experiment with an easy-to-remember conclusion:
If you're going to use hot towels to relieve back pain, be sure the towel is
completely damp before you put it in the microwave.
This is REAL SCIENCE! Testing a question that hasn't been tested before, with
life-saving results!
Completely unlike the "science" of the aristocracy, made of blatantly false "facts", fictional computer models and untestable theories, with results serving only to increase the obscene riches of the plutocrats.