Monday, July 19, 2010
The Correct Answer
Now that the BP Bubble Quest Game is Game-Over, the Propaganda Factories (CNN, MSNBC, FOX) have returned to more familiar schoolyard bully form: calling all white people RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST.
And predictably, this month's Featured RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST is responding in the same old sissy-ass way.
The Tea Party drops to its knees and whines "Oh please, Massa Sharpton, we are not racists. Please, Massa Jackson, we don't have racist elements. Oh Massa Sharpton, tell me please, am I shining your shoes perfectly? Oh Massa Jackson, do you want me to polish your ample and noble pelvic area while I'm at it?"
Fuck. As soon as you say "I am not a racist" you've abjectly surrendered, you've obeyed the enemy's orders. You might as well give up and go home, quit wasting your money and energy.
The CORRECT RESPONSE, the "Present them" response, is as follows: "Hey, Al and Jesse, I'm glad you want to join us. You believe we have a strong racist element, which means you'll be right at home in the Tea Party as you perceive it. Here's an application all filled out, ready for your signatures, Al and Jesse. Caveat: It's possible that you might be really uncomfortable, which will then tell every sane person that the Tea Party is not a good home for racists. Well, how about it, guys? Ready to sign up?" ¶ 12:48 PM
And predictably, this month's Featured RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST RACIST is responding in the same old sissy-ass way.
The Tea Party drops to its knees and whines "Oh please, Massa Sharpton, we are not racists. Please, Massa Jackson, we don't have racist elements. Oh Massa Sharpton, tell me please, am I shining your shoes perfectly? Oh Massa Jackson, do you want me to polish your ample and noble pelvic area while I'm at it?"
Fuck. As soon as you say "I am not a racist" you've abjectly surrendered, you've obeyed the enemy's orders. You might as well give up and go home, quit wasting your money and energy.
The CORRECT RESPONSE, the "Present them" response, is as follows: "Hey, Al and Jesse, I'm glad you want to join us. You believe we have a strong racist element, which means you'll be right at home in the Tea Party as you perceive it. Here's an application all filled out, ready for your signatures, Al and Jesse. Caveat: It's possible that you might be really uncomfortable, which will then tell every sane person that the Tea Party is not a good home for racists. Well, how about it, guys? Ready to sign up?" ¶ 12:48 PM
