Friday, March 26, 2010
New START agreement
Probably a good thing.
Russia and US are no longer truly enemies. For several decades we were the Heavyweight Contenders, trading punches in the ring and trading insults elsewhere. Now we're just a pair of beaten senile coots, trundling our oxygen tanks through the halls of the Assisted Living Centre, glaring at each other when we remember who we are, while dear Doctor Cheng and dear Nurse Ling raid our bank accounts behind our backs.
Anyway, we've already told the world that we will never use nuke weapons under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES AT ALL, so there's no point in holding them now.
Sultan Bush should have used nukes to vaporize the entire Arabian peninsula on 9/12/2001. By refusing to take the correct action on the SINGLE SOLITARY OCCASION WHEN IT WAS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, Sultan Bush pre-emptively and abjectly surrendered to all present and future enemies at once. Pretty impressive from a Gandhian viewpoint, and deeee-licious from a Mohammedan viewpoint.
So it doesn't really matter any more if we have weapons or forts or armies or navies.
On the sort-of-good side, more decommissioned weapons means more recycled fuel for nuclear power, which we also refuse to use. So the fuel will end up in China like the rest of our substance and wealth and property. ¶ 8:09 AM
Russia and US are no longer truly enemies. For several decades we were the Heavyweight Contenders, trading punches in the ring and trading insults elsewhere. Now we're just a pair of beaten senile coots, trundling our oxygen tanks through the halls of the Assisted Living Centre, glaring at each other when we remember who we are, while dear Doctor Cheng and dear Nurse Ling raid our bank accounts behind our backs.
Anyway, we've already told the world that we will never use nuke weapons under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES AT ALL, so there's no point in holding them now.
Sultan Bush should have used nukes to vaporize the entire Arabian peninsula on 9/12/2001. By refusing to take the correct action on the SINGLE SOLITARY OCCASION WHEN IT WAS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, Sultan Bush pre-emptively and abjectly surrendered to all present and future enemies at once. Pretty impressive from a Gandhian viewpoint, and deeee-licious from a Mohammedan viewpoint.
So it doesn't really matter any more if we have weapons or forts or armies or navies.
On the sort-of-good side, more decommissioned weapons means more recycled fuel for nuclear power, which we also refuse to use. So the fuel will end up in China like the rest of our substance and wealth and property. ¶ 8:09 AM
