Thursday, February 25, 2010
Boehner
What a fucking asshole. What an unforgivable monstrosity. Other Republicans in today's "Health Summit" meeting are offering serious contributions and serious complaints. When Boehner gets his chance to speak, he blares overmodulated pre-recorded standard repetitive talking points like a defective robot.
WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! USA! USA! USA! BEST HEALTH CARE IN THE WORLD! BEST EDUCATION IN THE WORLD! BEST NUMBER ONE IN THE USA! WE'RE NUMBER HEALTH! WE'RE USA MEDICARE! KEEP YOUR FILTHY GOVERNMENT HANDS OFF MY FREE-MARKET MEDICARE! BEST MEDICARE IN ONE! WE'RE NUMBER FILTHY! GOVERNMENT ONE USA WE'RE CARE HEALTH! BEST! FILTHY! ONE! US1! USA! ONE HEALTH NUMBER! GLAKMO! PAAALTEEEEE! NXTHNWP!
The only thing in the room that sounds more mindless and mechanical is the wooden chairs skrawking on the floor. ¶ 1:05 PM
WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! USA! USA! USA! BEST HEALTH CARE IN THE WORLD! BEST EDUCATION IN THE WORLD! BEST NUMBER ONE IN THE USA! WE'RE NUMBER HEALTH! WE'RE USA MEDICARE! KEEP YOUR FILTHY GOVERNMENT HANDS OFF MY FREE-MARKET MEDICARE! BEST MEDICARE IN ONE! WE'RE NUMBER FILTHY! GOVERNMENT ONE USA WE'RE CARE HEALTH! BEST! FILTHY! ONE! US1! USA! ONE HEALTH NUMBER! GLAKMO! PAAALTEEEEE! NXTHNWP!
The only thing in the room that sounds more mindless and mechanical is the wooden chairs skrawking on the floor. ¶ 1:05 PM
